how do i go about getting this job?
look how happy she is
i dont think i have ever been that level of happy
Hello, I'm the Doctor. Also, the World's Only Consulting Detective. I am Iron Man.
I am a Fangirl.
The Avengers concept art by Ryan Meinerding
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
The best times to kiss a girl
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”
I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you
me too, Arya, me tooooo
This whole scene is golden.
you could hear arya going through puberty
When your friend’s telling a bitch off and your like: